Séance 2 – Kids are such jokers

Objectifs globaux : Look for multiple meanings to the same word/phrase.

Objectifs linguistiques : Puns, wordplay

Objectifs travaillés : Understand short stories, tell short jokes

Resources :

Audio: Little joker 1 
Audio: Little joker 2 
Audio: Little joker 3 
Audio: Little joker 4 
Audio: Joke 1 
Audio: Joke 2 
Audio: Joke 3 
Audio: Joke 4 
Audio: Joke 5 

Contents

The pundementals

Match the halves of these short puns. You may need a dictionary.

  1. I got fired from the calendar factory,
  2. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?  
  3. I tried to make a belt out of watches. 
  4. I was a vegetarian when I was younger.
  5. RIP boiling water. 
  6. Thanks for translating the word “beaucoup” to me. 
  7. No matter how kind you are, 
  8. Who designed King Arthur’s round table? 
  9. A man went to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach.
  10. This girl thought she recognized me from vegetarian club,
  1. You will be mist.
  2. German children are kinder.
  3. but I’ve never met herbivore.
  4. His condition is stable.
  5. It was a waist of time.
  6. It was a big missed steak.
  7. Well, the flag is a big plus.
  8. It means a lot.
  9. just for taking a day off.
  10. Sir Cumference.

Which of these puns work in French?

A little joker

Look at the image and guess the situation.

  1. What’s happening?
  2. Who are the two characters?
  3. Where are they?

Listen to the audio and see if you were right.

Copy the paragraph and fill in the missing information. (use a pencil to do so)

This story is about the ………. of a big company who has a ………. with his computer. He ………. to call James Tyler, his employee, for ……….. James would ………. what to do.

This story is about the manager of a big company who has a problem with his computer. He decides to call James Tyler, his employee, for help. James would know what to do.

Listen to the third audio.

  1. What is happening at the girls house?
  2. Who else is there?
  3. Recap the story so far. (« a man calls a house looking for his employee… »)
  4. What do you think is really happening at the house?

Listen to the final audio.

  1. What is really happening at the girls house?

Perform your joke

Split into five groups and work on telling your own joke

  1. Listen to your joke multiple times and write down the story.
  2. Practice performing your joke.
  3. Perform your joke in front of the class.
  4. The rest of the class: decide which type of humour is being used.

Group 1: At the supermarket

Group 2: On a camping trip

Group 3: Anger vs. exasperation

Group 4: Burglars in the shed

Group 5: Monkey

Evaluation

Answer questions about this lesson.